Posted by
darrelmulloy on Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:25:25 PM
A guy goes into a bar, finds a seat next to a pretty young thing, buys her a drink and strikes up a conversation. Over time he asks if she would be willing to go back to his hotel and spend the night with him for $5000. After giving it a little thought, and this seemed like such a nice guy, she agrees. The man then asked if she would be willing to spend the night with him for ten dollars instead of the $5000. She asked him, what do you think I am anyway? He responded, I thought we already established that, now we are just negotiating the price.
John McCain says his and Kennedy's failed plan to allow illegals to remain in this country after paying a $5000 fee/fine/whatever and to just move to the back of the line and wait their turn to apply for citizenship is not amnesty. They say it is not amnesty, and the gal above says she is not a hooker either, but the difference between our fictional young lady being a paid prostitute and an illegal alien given amnesty is just the difference in the price paid, according to McCain. If you allow an illegal to stay in this country at a fee of say ten dollars, instead of the $5000 stipulated by McCain and Kennedy, would they call it amnesty?
What illegal alien would not be willing to stay in this country for such a small fee (or for that matter $5000).
If Dan Quayle was given fits for his spelling of potato as "P-O-T-A-T-O-E", isn't McCain's spelling of A-M-N-E-S-T-Y wrong because it has a $5000 tag with it?